be a body
Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around
A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like
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.. <- two ants hanging out
** <- two spiders hanging out
^v <- two birds hanging out
= <- two worms hanging out
?? <- two snakes hanging out
~~ <- two caterpillars hanging out
%% <- two butterflies hanging out
@@ <- two snails hanging out
&& <- the two fucked up pretzels i got from the mall last thursday
|| <- rubble
↑ Humans bonding through incomprehensible means, time, and space.
🚚🚛 <- two trucks having sex
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ALTstream doodles from tonight -- gene has outgrown his Torchic identity and he is no longer round and fluffy but instead is very pawmi-coded. guzma is still a furfrou tho 💕
(ft. @cosmic-cd)
how in the gotdam fuck did you find the most liminal-ass looking organ i have ever seen in my life. wretched organ indeed
i want to peg his heart 😔❤
all my friends are funnier than me n im sick of it
hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it
i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)
people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content
people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style
people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy
idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay
there used to be a dollar menu. like. one dollar. that was the gimmick. whole wide selection just one solid dollar (only one). and this was in my lifetime. i remember seeing ads for this shit. wha
i shouldn't be spending 45$ at mcdonalds to feed three adults. that's insane. six years ago that was a good dinner at a sit down restaurant and now im forking it over for cheap hamburgers? fuck off
i dont need therapy i need to be 8 years old at halloween again
I need to be sitting on the carpet with my siblings taking all the candy out of our baskets and sorting it into piles by type and trading the ones we don’t like