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tumbwr

.. <- two ants hanging out

cicadaland

** <- two spiders hanging out

tumbwr

^v <- two birds hanging out

powerboobs

= <- two worms hanging out

basalt-havic

?? <- two snakes hanging out

ampersketch-art

~~ <- two caterpillars hanging out

krispyjb

%% <- two butterflies hanging out

shinekittenace

@@ <- two snails hanging out

fuckyndingus

&& <- the two fucked up pretzels i got from the mall last thursday

tydy-the-megnet

|| <- rubble

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↑ Humans bonding through incomprehensible means, time, and space.

lenasai

🚚🚛 <- two trucks having sex

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the-sunflower-spaceman

hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

the-sunflower-spaceman

i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)

the-sunflower-spaceman

people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content

people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style

people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy

kelssiel
noragesimus

idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay

flowergirlmiwa

there used to be a dollar menu. like. one dollar. that was the gimmick. whole wide selection just one solid dollar (only one). and this was in my lifetime. i remember seeing ads for this shit. wha

roach-works

i shouldn't be spending 45$ at mcdonalds to feed three adults. that's insane. six years ago that was a good dinner at a sit down restaurant and now im forking it over for cheap hamburgers? fuck off